Count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is ___% happy."

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. (Personally, I'd call this a plus...)
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You have an iPod/mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
TOTAL: 4


[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[ ] People don't use you for something you have. (I'm a really paranoid person and I HAVE been before. I dont know about now.)
[ ] You have been to a concert. (... *emo tears*)
TOTAL: 10


[ ] You have over 50 friends on Myspace/Facebook.
[x] Your parents let you have a Myspace/Facebook.
[ ] You get allowance. (a wot )
[x] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look forward to going to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school.
TOTAL: 14


[ ] You own a car. (Pointless: There's nowhere to go!)
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[/] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 16.5


[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[/] You know more than one language. (I suck at the other ones now... Darn lack of practice...)
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 24.5

Thusly, I am 73.5% happy. I don't look it, though, do I?

I guess it's my turn to do this... Maybe, just maybe I'll do it right.
Or not.

If you comment I will tell you:


a) Tell you why I friended you
b) Associate you with something
c) Tell you something I like about you
d) Tell you a memory I have of you
e) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you
f) In return, you must post this in your journal.

Alright, let's see what will happen...

Who's there?
Saturna.
Saturna who?
Saturna with some possible updates.
LOL

Yes, I'm going to attempt to update this or next week.
Shocking, I know.
I promise to submit something before midnight next Saturday.
If not, feel free to poke me in either comments, in the shoutbox, through e-mails, instant messages, or by actually poking me in person.
You may poke any body part with any amount of force.

And yes, the starter joke was silly. There's nothing else to see here, folks. Kindly move along.

Yes, that is what I've been doing on DA for all these years.
And that's what I'll continue to do!
You see, my college schedule sucks, so my creative genius almost doesn't exist anymore.
My summer break starts in April (since I won't be attending the summer session), so maybe I'll start submitting things again.
Hell, I might even do one of those ID thingies...
Until then, however, I'll be starving through classes and long periods of immense boredom, as well as trying to keep my eyes from slipping out of focus in Chemistry.
Some encouragement to stay alive and try to suck up some genius-vibes would be lovely!