Count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is ___% happy."

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. (Personally, I'd call this a plus...)
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You have an iPod/mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
TOTAL: 4


[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[ ] People don't use you for something you have. (I'm a really paranoid person and I HAVE been before. I dont know about now.)
[ ] You have been to a concert. (... *emo tears*)
TOTAL: 10


[ ] You have over 50 friends on Myspace/Facebook.
[x] Your parents let you have a Myspace/Facebook.
[ ] You get allowance. (a wot )
[x] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look forward to going to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school.
TOTAL: 14


[ ] You own a car. (Pointless: There's nowhere to go!)
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[/] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 16.5


[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[/] You know more than one language. (I suck at the other ones now... Darn lack of practice...)
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 24.5

Thusly, I am 73.5% happy. I don't look it, though, do I?